Fun with English

[Ines]

[align=left]Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to
Exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

 

[Ines]

[align=left]Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s  

[Ines]

[align=left]I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw i ever saw


A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies


How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? a canner can can as many cans as canner can, if a canner can can cans


A sailor went to sea to see. what he could see and all he could see was sea sea sea


I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish


Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better.

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

 

[Ines]

[align=left]Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh ......God!!!


 

[usof k]

خيلي خيلي عالي بود

[Ines]

[align=left]People take a lift to the first floor (our second floor) in England, but an elevator in the United States; they get five gallons of petrol (not gas) in London; in Britain a public school is "private" (you have to pay), and if a student showed up there wearing pants ("underpants") istead of trousers ("pants"), he would be sent home to get dressed. If you ask for a tonic in Boston you will get a drink called soda or soda-pop in Los Angeles; and a freeway in Los Angeles is a thruway in NewYork, a parkway in NewJersy, a motorway in England, and an expressway or turnpike in other dialect area 

[Ines]

[align=left]Funny Letter to Increase  

[align=left]Dear Bo$$,
A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately, I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of U$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. you kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
 

[Dahkoo]

[align=left]How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood. 

[Dahkoo]

[align=left]Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.  

[Dahkoo]

[align=left]Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze. 

[Dahkoo]

[align=left]A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.  

[Dahkoo]

[align=left]Whether the weather be fine
or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the